Langley High School, by Sharon Fisher
Sharon remembers that one day at Langley High School, the students were called to the auditorium to hear a famous violinist named Arthur Rubenstein. His appearance had been paid for by a local service club, probably the Lions.
The students filed from their classrooms into the auditorium, chatting as usual, but in reasonably good order. However, when it came time for Mr. Rubenstein to play, he rudely announced that because the students were so ill-behaved, he was refusing to play the concert, and then he walked off the stage.
The principal, Mr. Roy Mountain, and the visiting Lions Club members were dismayed at this turn of events. Mr. Mountain told the students that if anyone ever asked them if they had heard Rubenstein play the violin, they can say "no", but they have seen him play the fool.